Conversations I have with my cat – Part 7
Gwennie: What are we doing in the bathroom, Momma? Me: Here I want you to try this on. Gwennie: What…..is…..that? OH YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING!!! Me: Hold still. Gwennie: HELL NO!!! I’m NOT wearing that and you can’t make me!!!!! Me: Oh come on! It’s cute. You’ll look adorable in it. Gwennie: I look […]
Diary of a Cranky Cat – Invasion of the Super-Sized Little Thing
Dear Diary, SEND HELP!!!! Call 911! There is a major CATastrophe going on in my house. Aunt Sheri and Uncle Matt came over and they brought the super-sized Little Thing with them. He’s just like Momma’s Little Thing except that he’s bigger (hence the super-sized intro) and also, he belongs to Aunt Sheri. But then […]
Random Thoughts Floating Around Like Bumper Cars In My Brain
Why are there puff balls in every bathroom of my house?Why is it, right after I finish watching an episode of A Haunting or Ghost Adventures, my baby stares right past me and laughs inexplicably?My 8 year old nephew is coming to visit this weekend. What kind of formula does he take? Does he eat […]
Messing Around with Rory’s Story Cubes
Have you ever played this game? It’s fun. You have nine dice with pictures on every surface. There really aren’t any rules with this game but the concept is: someone rolls the dice and then players take turns making up stories based on the pictures. This what I rolled Once upon a time there was a […]
Time Management
Well…..I pretty much suck at it. Yep. That about sums it up. Or maybe I’m being too hard on myself. I’m a SAHM with a 6 month old. Hmmm. Nope. I suck at time management. But lately I’ve actually been stressing myself out about it. I’m trying to figure out how to home-school my son […]
If Baby Could Talk – A Voicemail for Grandma
Hello Grandma, This is baby. I’m calling to tell you that you should come get me right away. Momma has been horrible to me. She doesn’t love me, never holds me and makes me sleep alone at night. Hold on In a whisper (Gwennie – what else was I supposed to say? Oh…. Okay) I’m […]
Diary of a Cranky Cat – Back in the Good Old Days
Dear Diary, I’m sorry it’s been so long since you’ve heard from me. Momma has been hogging MY blog. RUDE!!! Today I was running all over the house in search of puff balls when I came across my kitty condo. I decided I was was going to climb it to the very top. I made […]
Bonaventure Cemetery
It was a dark and stormy Friday It was a dreary and depressing day in SavannahSpooky voices emerged from behind the tombstonesOh who am I kidding anyway. Once upon a time it was a gorgeous, sunny day in Savannah. My husband and I decided to celebrate this momentous occasion by taking the baby on a […]
It’s Like He Knows…..
(From Momma’s Perspective) It’s 3 am and I wake up because I have to use the bathroom. My husband is passed out cold. I get out of bed and quietly make my way to the bathroom. When my business there is complete, I quietly make my way back to bed. As I’m walking that very […]
RE: A Letter From Baby
Dear Baby, Daddy and I have received your letter and the following is our response. In reference to your complaint about “crying it out”. It is important for you to learn to “cry it out” as it is simply not possible for us to always drop what we are doing and run to you. Every […]