Gwennie: What are we doing in the bathroom, Momma?
Me: Here I want you to try this on.
Gwennie: What…..is…..that? OH YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING!!!
Me: Hold still.
Gwennie: HELL NO!!! I’m NOT wearing that and you can’t make me!!!!!
Me: Oh come on! It’s cute. You’ll look adorable in it.
Gwennie: I look adorable with out it. Just forget it! It’s NOT gonna happen!
Me: Here…..just….
Gwennie: Get the hell away from me! You’re nuts!
Me: Come…..on…..it’s…not….gonna…HOLD STILL!
Gwennie: Boy-Dadda! Come quick! Bring the spray bottle! Momma’s being naughty!
Me: I just need your left paw.
Gwennie: Get the F&*% away from me! You crazy B&*^%!!! Someone help!!!!
Me: There! (gasping for air) You….look…..so cute! And it only cost me…….the skin on 90% of my arm.
Gwennie: Get this off RIGHT NOW!!!!
Me: No. We’re not done yet.
Gwennie: Where are you going? You get back here!
Me: I’m getting my camera.
Gwennie: WHAT???!!!!
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