The Not-So-Amazing Adventures of Agnes Weatherby
“Seriously?” Agnes stared at Amethyst, her mouth hung open as she took the leash in her hands. “Yes, Agnes.” Amethyst exaggerated her nod, trying to get Agnes to pick up on her cue. “Mrs. Simmons would like you to take Victoria on a walk around the block while she has her tea-leaf reading. “But…” “No […]
Diary of a Cranky Cat – It was a wonderful dream!
Dear Diary, I was surrounded by thousands of puff balls. They were my minions and I was their queen. We lived in a castle on top of a hill. Catnip grew wild all around me. Momma and the minion resided with me but Boy-Dadda and the Little Thing were banished from my kingdom. Little Missy […]
Diary of a Cranky Cat – Well it’s about time!!!!
Dear Diary, Have you missed me? I’ve missed you. First Momma hijacks my blog so she can tell the world about Steven Spielberg’s indigestion. Apparently Ron Howard has it also. Then Little Missy locks me in the closet and refuses to let me explain my version of events. Well here I go. First, I don’t […]
Meet My Writing Team
A writer is only as good as her writing team. So, I’d like to take this opportunity to introduce everyone to my team. First is my desk, Rodrigo. Rodrigo is a custom desk built by my husband. While his name may sound sexy to some, Rodrigo is a complainer. He moans and groans all day […]
Dear Mister Diary – This is a special update from Little Missy
Dear Mister Diary, Gwennie can’t come to the computer to type this entry. I grounded her. She was very, very naughty! It all started yesterday. I came down the stairs and found M0mma’s Little Thing hiding in the corner of the room. “Little Thing,” I said, “Why are you hiding?” “Momma’s vacuuming.” He said. Little […]
Ron Howard’s Email Has Indigestion!!!
Rude much!!! Maybe for Christmas I’ll send Ron Howard and Steven Spielberg some Pepto Bismol to give to their email accounts. Anyway, in my desperate attempt to get my friend, Amanda, recognized for her extraordinary debut release, Bewildered (now being considered for a Newbery Book Award). I sent Ellen Degeneres an email asking her to […]
Steven Spielberg’s Email Has Indigestion
Last night I posted on Facebook I was going to send Steven Spielberg and email regarding Bewildered by A. B. Harms. This morning I spent about an hour composing the email. To my great disappointment, the second I sent it to his Dreamworks address, it was kicked back to me. Rude! Sigh….So I emailed Ron […]
My Review of Bewildered by A.B. Harms
Bewildered by A.B. Harms My rating: 5 of 5 stars Bewildered, by A.B. Harms tells the tale of Prudence Parks, a young girl who doesn’t have time for nonsense. Thrown out the world she knew and into a new land, Prudence is forced to come face to face with strange creatures, talking dolls, and doppelgangers. […]
Diary of a Cranky Cat – Mommy Got Preverted!!!
Dear Diary, Something horrible and awful happened to Momma and one of her friends. They got preverted!!!! I know what you’re thinking. You’re probably wondering what preverted means. Well, I’ll tell you. preverted is something awful that happens. For example, when someone knocks on the door or rings the door bell, that’s preverting. When the […]
Diary of a Cranky Cat – It’s NOT FUNNY!!!
Dear Diary, I’m furious!!!!! I’ve never been more angry with Momma! I can’t believe she’d do this to me! Bad Momma!!! Bad! Bad! Bad, Momma! She took a beautiful, exquisite photograph of me – it should be in a Museum! And she ruined it! She made me look ridiculous! I look like a cartoon character! […]