Gwennie’s Rules
1. I don’t like you. 2. (Regarding #1) Yes. It’s personal. Next time get a permission slip before being born. 3. I don’t care what spell check, Webster, Google or any other dictionary says. It’s not Pervert. It’s Prevert. P-R-E-V-E-R-T. 4. I don’t care what grandma or anyone else says. Little Missy is ugly and […]
Diary of a Cranky Cat – Where Am I?
Dear Diary, Where the heck am I? This isn’t my blog! I’m mean just look at it! Who put those books at the top of the page? Where are my follow buttons for Twitter and Pinterest? Who put that picture of me up?! Do I sound relaxed to you?! Then it occurred to me. The […]
Been Having Some Problems with Blogger
Hello everyone! I’ve been having some problems recently with my Blogger account and have decided it’s time to part ways. In 48 hours I will be exporting both of my blogs on Blogger to a wordpress account. My website will be gwenniesilversblog.wordpress.com I stumbled on an old blog I started about two years ago and […]
Been Having Some Problems with Blogger
Hello everyone! I’ve been having some problems recently with my Blogger account and have decided it’s time to part ways. In 48 hours I will be exporting both of my blogs on Blogger to a wordpress account. My website will be gwenniesilversblog.wordpress.com I stumbled on an old blog I started about two years ago and […]
Conversations I Have with My Cat
“Well there you are, Gwennie. Where have you been all day?” “Hiding.” She rubbed her head against my hand, silently requesting ear squishes. “Why were you hiding?” “I don’t like loud noises. I don’t like Boy-Dadda banging away in the garage and I don’t like the rain and I really don’t like the thunder.” “What […]
Diary of a Cranky Cat – I Read the Little Thing a Story
Once upon a time there lived a very annoying, useless, drooling dog named, The Little Thing. He lived in an enchanted cave called, the crib. He never, ever left the crib. EVER! Especially at night because at night evil, malignant trolls invaded his bedroom. These trolls were very, very dangerous. If their victims made any […]
Diary of a Cranky Cat – My New House
Dear Diary, Long time no chat. I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to my loving and loyal readers for my lack of blogging. Momma apparently has been too busy to sit her lazy butt down and type for me. RUDE! Too much has happened in the past few months. WAY TOO MUCH!!!!! Probably […]
Darcy Walker: The Girl with No Shame
No Brainer by A.J. LapeMy rating: 5 of 5 stars WARNING: SPOILER ALERT!!!! Darcy Walker is a 15 year-old girl obsessed with trouble. Danger is her crack addiction. What’s worse than seeking out an untimely death? In Darcy’s case it’s her mouth. She says the most outrageous things at the worst possible moments. Here’s an […]
Diary of a Cranky Cat: RUDE! RUDE! RUDE!
Dear Diary, I don’t know where to begin!!!! I’ve never been so angry at Momma!!!! I paced back and forth on the kitchen floor, wildly flapping my tail. “Take it back! You march right down to that store and you take it back!!!!” Momma sat at the kitchen table looking amused. Rude! “I can’t take […]
Gwennie’s Letter to Grandma
Dear Grandma, This letter is to inform you that I have received your numerous requests for me to write a blog. After carefully considering each request, I have decided to deny ALL of them for the following reasons: 1. You can’t rush genius – especially when genius is Gwennie. 2. My tail is once again […]