Long time no chat. I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to my loving and loyal readers for my lack of blogging. Momma apparently has been too busy to sit her lazy butt down and type for me. RUDE!
Too much has happened in the past few months. WAY TOO MUCH!!!!!
Probably the most exciting thing was the purchase of my new house. Wanna see a picture? Okey dokey.
Here it is. My new house. Now, when I say my new house I want to be absolutely clear. This house is M-I-N-E!!!
If I don’t know you; STAY AWAY!!!!! I do not accept solicitors of any kind. This includes Girl Scouts, pizza delivery people, the mail man, the garbage truck, FedEx, or UPS. Momma might tell you differently, that’s why I’m going to tell you this one more time. THIS IS MY HOUSE!!!! GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
MY house has many unique amenities. For example, the jack ass who built this place has a strange sense of humor.
Look what he did! He put glass doors in the wall with a view of wood. MORON!