Gwennie: Why’s the little thing crying now?
Me: He’s sick.
Gwennie: What did you do to him?
Me: I didn’t do anything to him. Sometimes babies get sick.
Gwennie: Maybe you should return him.
Me: Return him?
Gwennie: Yeah. Return him.
Me: I can’t return him.
Gwennie: Sure you can. Just do a return-to-sender.
Me: I can’d do a return-to-sender.
Gwennie: Why not?
Me: I made him.
Gwennie: From Play Doh?
Me: No. I grew him in my tummy.
Gwennie: That’s disgusting! Why would you say that?
Me: Because it’s true.
Gwennie: That’s not possible. Babies don’t come from tummies.
Me: Where do they come from?
Gwennie: The stork brings them.
Me: Who told you that?
Gwennie: Walt Disney.