Set the oven to 425 degrees

Ingredients

1 cup of “totally clueless”

1 tbsp of “stubborn jackass”

2 cups of “No, I won’t ask for directions”

1/2 cup of sugar

1/4 cup of milk

4 tbsps of “hot-tempered”

6 oz of “flaring nostrils”

1/4 cup of “generally stupidity”

6 tsps of “I can’t read directions”

3/4 of “how do you pronounce this”

1 cup of “I don’t know how to spell that”

Mix all ingredients in a blender. Pour into a baking dish and place in the oven.  Don’t check the oven.  Leave baking dish in the oven indefinitely.  Recipe is done when the fire department has successfully extinguished the flames.

Pull the baking dish out of the oven. Call your insurance company, then take your family out for dinner.