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Fifty Shades Darker (Chapters 1-7)

Chapter 1 It’s been three days since the breakup and Ana is grateful for her first day of work.  She can’t eat.  Yep she’s definitely a skinny girl.  When I’m depressed all I want to do is eat.  In fact, pre-baby, one of my favorite comfort meals after a hard day was a family-sized can …

Fifty Shades of Grey – The Conclusion

Chapter 19 Mr. Grey takes Ana (a woman he claims he wants nothing more from other than sex) to meet his family.  She can’t find her underwear in his bedroom so goes commando.  Classy!  And slightly hilarious! Chapter 20 They have sex in his parent’s boat house. Chapter 21 She gets a job with small …

Fifty Shades of Grey (Chapters 10 – 17)

In case you’re wondering what happened to chapter 9.  It’s there, I just didn’t comment on it. Chapter 10 Mr. Grey was 15 years old when he became a submissive to a much older woman.  Their relationship ended when her husband found out – Oops!  He and his dominate still remain in touch and have …

Fifty Shades of Grey (Chapters 1-8)

SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT! If you are planning on reading Fifty Shades of Grey at any point in time and DO NOT want to know what happens or how it ends then turn away RIGHT NOW!!!!  I will be dissecting the book chapter by chapter and revealing details. I’d also like to mention …

Vampires in the Morgue-Part Three

Narrative/Dialogue I wish I had read in Breaking Dawn. Bella:  “Oh Edward!  Sex is so much fun!  I had no idea!” Edward:  “Yeah baby!  Yeah!” Bella:  “Edward, I’ve decided something.  I’d like to postpone becoming a vampire because…well…because I like sex and I’m worried that I won’t enjoy it as much when I’m a vampire.” …

Vampires in the Morgue-Part Two

So I broke down and reluctantly read the third installment of the Twilight Series and, quite frankly, if it hadn’t been for the support of my friends/coworkers, I never would have made it to the end of the book. Bella!  Bella! Bella!  She has to be the most irritating, whiny-assed, clumsy, idiot that I’ve ever …

Vampires in the Morgue

Sometimes I really have to wonder where in the world I am when phenomena, such as Twilight, occurs.  I leave the house everyday.  I interact with other people.  Yet, it wasn’t until the movie has been released to DVD for rental that I had even heard about it. After hearing one of my coworkers gush endlessly …

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