So I broke down and reluctantly read the third installment of the Twilight Series and, quite frankly, if it hadn’t been for the support of my friends/coworkers, I never would have made it to the end of the book.
Bella! Bella! Bella! She has to be the most irritating, whiny-assed, clumsy, idiot that I’ve ever encountered. I swear if I have to read one more line about she doesn’t want to be alive anymore because she would rather be a vampire, I’ll kill her myself!
Whine, Whine, Whine. That’s all she does through out the entire book! She doesn’t want a graduation party, she doesn’t want a sleepover with Alice, she doesn’t want to miss the fight, she doesn’t want Edward to fight, she doesn’t want Jacob to fight. She’s in love with Edward. She’s in love with Jacob. She can’t live with out Edward. She can’t live with out Jacob. OH MY GOD! I found myself shouting out several times:
EDWARD! For the love of God! Just kill her so she’ll shut up!
Then comes the part where she’s begging him to have sex with her and he refuses.
Are you kidding me? Jesus Edward! Are you gay! Have sex with her so she’ll shut up!
I think for me the best part of the book was when she punched Jacob and broke her hand. That was funny! It stuck it through to the very end because I had hoped that Bella would get her ass kicked during the fight scene. No such luck!
Anyway, in case you’re wondering, and, assuming you actually care, I’ll read the fourth book too. What the hell? It can’t get any worse. Right? Please?