Narrative/Dialogue I wish I had read in Breaking Dawn.
Bella: “Oh Edward! Sex is so much fun! I had no idea!”
Edward: “Yeah baby! Yeah!”
Bella: “Edward, I’ve decided something. I’d like to postpone becoming a vampire because…well…because I like sex and I’m worried that I won’t enjoy it as much when I’m a vampire.”
Edward: “Bitch please! You’ve been riding my ass for two years now! Edward. Kill me Edward! Please turn me into a vampire! Suck me Edward! Suck me!”
Edward: Now brace yourself woman! This is gonna hurt like hell!”
Bella: Oh Edward! You’re so bad!