Making Words Work for You
A blog written by a cat. A disgruntled, cranky, sarcastic, cat. You’ve been warned.
Gwennie: Momma. Do you hear the little thing crying? Me: Oh yeah. I can hear him. Gwennie: Okay. So the thing is that he’s upstairs in his room, crying. Me: Yes, Gwennie. I know. Gwennie: See, the thing is that his room is right across from my room. Me: Your room? Don’t you mean my …
Hello everyone! This is Gwennie! I’m here to tell you all about my most prized and treasured possession. My puff balls. I love my puff balls. This is one of my many beloved puff balls. I have all kinds of puff balls that I strategically place around the house so that they won’t be stolen. …
Dear Diary, My name is Gwendolynn Anne Marie Stefani Collins Silver. You may call me Gwennie. I am originally from Kansas City, MO. This is a picture of the skyline. That’s where my Momma adopted me. I’m a big girl now but I didn’t always used to be. See, this is a baby picture of …
Me: What do you think of this one? Gwennie: No, no, no. We can’t use this picture, Momma. I’m bathing in it. People might think I’m dirty. Me: I think just the fact that you’re bathing would suggest otherwise. Gwennie: I don’t like it. Me: Okay. How about this one? Gwennie: I look stoned. Me: …
Gwennie: Did I say you could have a blog? Me: I didn’t realize I needed your prior approval. Gwennie: Of course you need my prior approval. I am, after all, the HCIC. Me: HCIC? Gwennie: House-Cat-In-Charge Me: Did you just make that up? Gwennie: Yes. Do you like it? Me: Yes. It’s very cute. Gwennie: …
It’s amazing! Little Miss: Gwennie! Gwennie! Momma’s cleaning! She’s cleaning! You have to see this! Come quick! Gwennie – rudely awoken from her nap: Are you on crack! Momma cleans every Tuesday. It’s her thing that she does. Little Miss: Yeah but it’s not Tuesday. It’s Friday. She’s cleaning on a Friday. Gwennie: I’ll alert …
Oh it was an exciting day at my house in Cleveland. An exciting day indeed! I had no idea what fierce battle I would witness when I woke up this morning. This morning the contenders were: Gwendolynn Anne Marie Stefanie Collins Silver and Molly Alexandra Amiable The object of their battle: A s-shaped scratching post. The …
My cats and I have been living with my mother, her cat and her dog for about a month now and for the first three weeks, all was well. Little Miss still has her claws and was in desperate need of a kitty condo to scratch. She didn’t like the scratching post I purchased for …
My husband is in the Navy and our relationship has kind of been whirlwind and kind of not. We’ve known each other for 15 years but we dated for two years before we got married and we were engaged for about a week and a half before we married, due mostly impart to the Navy …
Moving isn’t just stressful for people. Animals also feel the stress due to a changing environment. My cat Gwennie (pictured) is a seasoned traveller and a real trooper. She’s been through 14 states in three years. Fortunately, she’s only lived in three of them. With my husband deployed and me living in a state where …
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