A. Marie Silver

A. Marie Silver

Mommy Humor

Was I too snarky?

I write letters to Ellen DeGeneres. No particular reason. Just because I can. Dear Ellen, I was having a cranky, horrible, no-good, awful, bad day.

Moving Misadventures

Earlier this month, we moved from Maryland to back to our house in Georgia. As far as the drive with three small kids and two

Memorial Day Memories – Part 2

Two weeks ago I wrote part one of  Memorial Day Memories. I ended it abruptly due to a suspicious smell. And now that the fire department

Memorial Day Memories

About two months ago I lost my website. Two years of writing was completely gone. The whole website had to be rebuilt. On top of

Website Under Construction!

Hello, everyone! This is a super-quick announcement. I had some technical difficulties with my blog and it’s now under construction. I hope to get everything

Moving to a new address!

Happy Holidays, everyone! Just wanted to let you know that for Christmas, Santa bought me my own domain!  It’s official – I’ve been dot-commed.  The

Happy Holidays!

From our house to yours, we’re wishing you a day filled with laughter, family, fun and holiday commercials from my childhood.

Musings of a 4-Month-Old

Captain’s Log Star date: 04-25-2014 It has been four months since I was ejected from my space pod.  Since the ejection, I have put on

If The Baby Monitor Could Talk

1.     THE BABY’S AWAKE! THE BABY’S AWAKE! THE BABY’S AWAKE! 2.     ATTENTION!  THIS IS A SPECIAL NEWS ALERT!  THE ARMS ARE LOOSE!  THE ARMS HAVE

It Goes in the Mouth

It Goes in the Mouth My diaper is wet My mouth is dry I cry and I cry Daddy comes in He picks me up