About two months ago I lost my website. Two years of writing was completely gone. The whole website had to be rebuilt. On top of that, I was also in the process of trying to get our house ready to sell and keep three small kids from trying to kill each other. And of course, when I have zero time […]
Hello, everyone! This is a super-quick announcement. I had some technical difficulties with my blog and it’s now under construction. I hope to get everything up and running very quick. Stay tuned! If you happen to receive this blog by email, please let me know in the comments. Have a great week! A. Marie Silver
Happy Holidays, everyone! Just wanted to let you know that for Christmas, Santa bought me my own domain! It’s official – I’ve been dot-commed. The address of my new site is amariesilver.com. Rumor has it, if you’re following this through the WordPress news feed, this move will not affect you. However, if you are following via email, it might. So […]
From our house to yours, we’re wishing you a day filled with laughter, family, fun and holiday commercials from my childhood.
Captain’s Log Star date: 04-25-2014 It has been four months since I was ejected from my space pod. Since the ejection, I have put on some weight and my legs are longer. I fear that even if I locate my space pod, I may be too large to fit inside of it. Therefore I will have to seek out an […]
1. THE BABY’S AWAKE! THE BABY’S AWAKE! THE BABY’S AWAKE! 2. ATTENTION! THIS IS A SPECIAL NEWS ALERT! THE ARMS ARE LOOSE! THE ARMS HAVE ESCAPED FROM THE SWADDLE! ONCE AGAIN, THE ARMS ARE LOOSE! 3. BOOB ALERT! BOOB ALERT! MOMMA! PLEASE REPORT TO THE NURSERY. THE BABY NEEDS BOOB. 4. THE DIAPER HAS SPRUNG A LEAK! REPEAT! THE DIAPER HAS […]
It Goes in the Mouth My diaper is wet My mouth is dry I cry and I cry Daddy comes in He picks me up It’s a nice try But it’s not enough. He changes my diaper I smack my lips He gives me that sucky thing I spit it out. It’s not that thing! That thing that goes in […]
Star date – 150120013, It’s been six weeks since I was forcibly ejected from my escape-pod. Fortunately my captors have demonstrated compassion. The two older captors – who call themselves Momma and Daddy – seem to be kind. They take turns changing my space suit which inexplicably floods throughout the day. The younger one, whom Momma and Daddy refer to […]
Today was the first time I put Baby in daycare. My husband had the day off and we thought it would be fun to have an afternoon date. We took Baby to daycare, signed a few forms at the front desk and then met the people who were going to watch our child. Since this was our first time using daycare there was […]
Hi everyone! Once again, my name is Button. I’m a 9 month old Caucasian male. I have blond hair, blue eyes and a shy, bashful smile that makes Momma and Daddy giggle. I’m getting to be quite a big boy. I have four teeth; two on the top and two on the bottom. I need a little help getting into […]