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Musings of a Newborn

Star date – 150120013, It’s been six weeks since I was forcibly ejected from my escape-pod.  Fortunately my captors have demonstrated compassion.  The two older captors – who call themselves Momma and Daddy – seem to be kind.  They take turns changing my space suit which inexplicably floods throughout the day.  The younger one, whom …

Baby’s 1st Time at Daycare

Today was the first time I put Baby in daycare.  My husband had the day off and we thought it would be fun to have an afternoon date.  We took Baby to daycare, signed a few forms at the front desk and then met the people who were going to watch our child.  Since this was our first …

If Baby Took Out a Personal Ad – Updated!

Hi everyone! Once again, my name is Button.  I’m a 9 month old Caucasian male.  I have blond hair, blue eyes and a shy, bashful smile that makes Momma and Daddy giggle. I’m getting to be quite a big boy.  I have four teeth; two on the top and two on the bottom.  I need …

Things You’re Not Supposed to Talk About

Who would have thought there are rules to blogging?  Yes, in fact there are.  One of the many don’ts of blogging is that you are never supposed to talk about why you haven’t been blogging.  Apparently it’s in poor taste.  Don’t ask me why.  I don’t make the rules.  But I do follow the rules…usually. …

When Life Throws You a Spare – Bowl with It!

On New Year’s Eve I went with my husband and our baby to the local bowling alley.  As I sat there, waiting for my turn it occurred to me that some of my most embarrassing moments happened at a bowling alley. When I was in high school I went bowling with some friends and, while …

Dear Baby, Momma Wrote Another Song For You

Dear Baby, Here’s a new song for a new year!   Momma loves you baby Daddy loves you baby and both kitties too. (Yes they do!) Baby is loved Baby is loved Baby we love you!   Grandma loves you baby Grammie loves you baby and both grampies too. Baby is loved Baby is loved …

If Baby Could Talk – Pretty Kitty

Baby was on the floor rolling around from one end to the other.  He stopped when he saw Gwennie walking by.  With a wide smile and overwhelming happiness in his eyes he squealed with joy.  “Pretty Kitty!  Pretty, pretty kitty!” Gwennie, annoyed as usual, sneered at him as she marched by.  “Yes little thing; that’s …

A Random Conversation With My Husband.

It was an all too familiar moment.  I came home from grocery shopping; unloaded the baby and the groceries from the car and as I was putting everything away, I realized I forgot a key ingredient for that night’s dinner.  So, I called my husband. “Hey babe,” he answered. “Hey.  Watchya doing?” “Um…..I’m at work …

If Baby Could Talk – Changing Table Conversations

“Good morning baby,” I said with a big smile.  “Is that my happy boy?  Are you my happy boy?”  Baby was lying on his stomach, pushing himself up with his arms and smiling wide.  Every time I addressed him he giggled.  I lifted him out of the crib and gave him a big, squeaky kiss …

If Baby Could Talk – A Very Scary Dream

“Momma!  Momma!” I cried. “Bad dream! Bad, bad dream!” Momma cam quickly into my room. “What is it baby?”  She lifted me out of my crib and cradled me in her arms, kissing away my tears.  “What happened?” “Scary,” I said, swallowing a large amount of drool. “What was scary?” Momma placed me onto the …

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