I write letters to Ellen DeGeneres. No particular reason. Just because I can.
via GIPHY The 100th day of school fell on a Tuesday which was the first day of the week after the MLK holiday. So naturally, we completely forgot about it until Monday night, right around the time the kids would normally be getting changed into their pajamas. And the only reason we remembered it is because the 7-year-old’s teacher sent out a text to the class reminding the parents that the kids needed to bring in a plastic, ziplock bag with 100 items from around the house. Read. That. Again. 100 items. My son’s teacher wanted us to send our children into school with a plastic bag filled with 100 items. I’m sure you can imagine my reaction.via GIPHY But if 100 items is what she wanted, 100 items is what she would get. Far be it from me to stand in an educator’s way. Here is what I sent my child to school with.
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A can of 5-year-old beans
1/2 banana
A diaper
A tampon
via GIPHY via GIPHY That’s all for now, Ellen. Until next time!
Sincerely,
A. Marie Silver
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Dear Ellen,
Last week my kids celebrated their 100th day of school. You know what that means? That means there are less than 80 days left of school before summer.
- One Jenga block
- One toy train
- One train track piece
- A collection of misfit puzzle pieces
- A small jar of dried Play-Doh
- One Lego Spiderman
- An old toothbrush
- A sock with a hole in the toe
Sincerely,
A. Marie Silver
Thanks for shopping Snark, Sass, & Sarcasm! I’ll see you next time.
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