Things police officers have said to me at death scenes.

>1.  “Hey look!  It’s Kay Scarpetta!”

Funny!  Compare me to a fictional character.  I bet you wouldn’t think it was so funny if I walked up to you and said “Hey look!  It’s Barney Fife!”

2.  “You work at the Coroner’s office.  You look so normal.”

Thanks!  Huh huh.  SUCKER!

3.  AWW Come one!  Where’s the leather pants and high heels?”

Seriously?  It’s one thing to offer my services at a death scene.  It’s another to be arrested for solicitation.

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